philippio Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 The corrupt, awfully disorganized and lying sack of shit management that runs Space in Miami has opened its doors to the Ethiopean clubbing public. As a bonus, they will be serving Dorito crumbs in plastic cups to satisfy the hunger of a population that has been starving to death throughout the country's history. Drinks will be priced at the standard $10 but wiull be served in plastic cups equivalent to the size that Miamians drink their cuban coffee out of. Due to the highly underdevelopped economy, an Ethiopean clubber wiull have to work three years to afford 1 drink. The club will be a multi-level monstrosity and the tacky and tasteless concrete terrace will be modeled after its Miami counterpart!!! There will be an elevator but as opposed to the American electric types whose plaque reads: 10 people, 3,000 kg max, the ethiopean Ministry of Transportation has certified the elvators at Space for 3,000 people, 10 kg max! Barstaff and bouncers will be flown from Miami to ensure that the attitude and pretentiousness are conserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fended Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 Originally posted by philippio The corrupt, awfully disorganized and lying sack of shit management that runs Space in Miami has opened its doors to the Ethiopean clubbing public. As a bonus, they will be serving Dorito crumbs in plastic cups to satisfy the hunger of a population that has been starving to death throughout the country's history. Drinks will be priced at the standard $10 but wiull be served in plastic cups equivalent to the size that Miamians drink their cuban coffee out of. Due to the highly underdevelopped economy, an Ethiopean clubber wiull have to work three years to afford 1 drink. The club will be a multi-level monstrosity and the tacky and tasteless concrete terrace will be modeled after its Miami counterpart!!! There will be an elevator but as opposed to the American electric types whose plaque reads: 10 people, 3,000 kg max, the ethiopean Ministry of Transportation has certified the elvators at Space for 3,000 people, 10 kg max! Barstaff and bouncers will be flown from Miami to ensure that the attitude and pretentiousness are conserved. SHUT UP:blown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?All of them! i'll be here all the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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