njdionysus Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New Englandsunbathe. 50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plantgardens. 40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drivewith the windows down.32° F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's water getsthicker. 20° F: Floridians don fur coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in NewEngland have the last cookout before it gets cold.0° F: All the people in Miami die... New Englanders close the windows.10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in NewEngland are selling cookies door to door.25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get outtheir winter coats.40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in NewEngland let the dogs sleep indoors.100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englandersget frustrated because they can't start their "kahs".460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvinscale). People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Originally posted by njdionysus 500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series. 1918 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Ouch, take that back Kontarsas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoolounge Posted November 28 Report Share Posted November 28 Originally posted by kostaP 1918 Why are most people from Boston idiots?( Kosta & Nootsy got shot down from 2 girls from Boston hanging at Circa) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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