shadowchaser Posted October 6 Report Share Posted October 6 One day, a business man got on an elevator. As he entered, a lovely blonde already inside greeted him by saying, "T - G - I - F."He smiled at her and replied, "S - H - I - T."She looked at him, puzzled, and said again, "T - G - I - F." He acknowledged her remark once more by answering, "S - H - I - T."The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T - G - I - F" one more time. The man smiled back at her and once again replied with a quizzicalexpression, "S - H - I - T."The blonde finally deciding to explain said, "T - G - I - F, Thank GoodnessIt's Friday.....get it?"The man answered, "S - H - I- T.......Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday ------------------"Life's a dance party, then you die." shadowchaser076@aol.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkkcinder Posted October 6 Report Share Posted October 6 LOL...got anymore? ------------------It's all about the HARMONY... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schwingep Posted October 6 Report Share Posted October 6 Is it Friday already, I just took a break from my Thursday work, ugh...I think I'll go two doors down to Cheetah for a bit then get back to work around 2ish...my deadline is 7am afterall - Pete ------------------------------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted October 6 Author Report Share Posted October 6 A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about hisdeplorable fidelity practices... suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the mans penis... angrily the woman tosses the penis out the window of the car. Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a fella with his10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?" Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she says. "Sure had a big dick." ------------------"Life's a dance party, then you die." shadowchaser076@aol.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted October 6 Report Share Posted October 6 haha!!Now who said a Loraina Bobbet situation couldn't be funny?!?------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter><Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!!> <I got the glow, baby!!Can ya feel it?!? Now back up and give me some dancin' room!!>--- When the Artful speaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freshone Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 that was the stupidist (funny) joke i have ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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