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Ways To Know You Are Addicted To Your Computer

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and

check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

9. You get a tattoo that reads "This profile best viewed

with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."

8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom, or

they all have names composed of eight or more characters

including at least one numeral.

7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling,

like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your

lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or

two, just for the free Internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.

3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

2. You don't think that any of these are funny.

1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two

hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and

manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to

communicate with the modem. You succeed.

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Originally posted by atomicapples

Ways To Know You Are Addicted To Your Computer

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and

check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

9. You get a tattoo that reads "This profile best viewed

with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."

8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom, or

they all have names composed of eight or more characters

including at least one numeral.

7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling,

like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your

lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or

two, just for the free Internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.

3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

2. You don't think that any of these are funny.

1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two

hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and

manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to

communicate with the modem. You succeed.

hehehehe.... ;)

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11. I think the funniest part is how OLD some of those are...

Eudora, how many people now adays actually know what that is ? lol.

2400-baud modems... are practically smithsonian material.

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and

check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

9. You get a tattoo that reads "This profile best viewed

with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."

8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom, or

they all have names composed of eight or more characters

including at least one numeral.

7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling,

like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your

lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or

two, just for the free Internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.

3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

2. You don't think that any of these are funny.

1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two

hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and

manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to

communicate with the modem. You succeed.

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Originally posted by ladyshady

11. I think the funniest part is how OLD some of those are...

Eudora, how many people now adays actually know what that is ? lol.

2400-baud modems... are practically smithsonian material.

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and

check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

9. You get a tattoo that reads "This profile best viewed

with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."

8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom, or

they all have names composed of eight or more characters

including at least one numeral.

7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling,

like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your

lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or

two, just for the free Internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.

3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

2. You don't think that any of these are funny.

1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two

hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and

manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to

communicate with the modem. You succeed.

:laugh:

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