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Originally posted by notallthere444

what u take? I woke up last night at midnight and coughed my head off. I had to watch some cheesy movie on channle 150

I think I got better bc I stayed in thurs and saturday. I got a lot of sleep. Took extra vitamin C, drank lots of water, and Tylenol Cold & Sinus Decongestant :aright:

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Originally posted by Mystify22

I think I got better bc I stayed in thurs and saturday. I got a lot of sleep. Took extra vitamin C, drank lots of water, and Tylenol Cold & Sinus Decongestant :aright:

thats exactly what i do when i get sick.... vit C & water really do help and the tylenol works wonders its great

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Twas the Night Before Christmas

And all through the house

Everybody felt shitty

Even the mouse

Mom at the Whorehouse

And Dad smoking grass

Had just settled down

For a nice piece of ass

Then out on the lawn

Heard such a clatter

Sprung from my place

To See What was the matter

Then out on the lawn

Saw a big dick

Knew in a moment

must be Saint Nick

He came down the Chimney

Like a bat out of Hell

I knew in a Moment

The Fucker Had Fell

He filled all our stockings

With pretzels and beer

And a big rubber dick

For My brother the queer

He rose up the chimney

With a thunderous fart

The son of a bitch

Blew the chimney apart!

He swore and he cursed

As he rode out of sight

Piss on you all

and HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT

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