kaydup Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Originally posted by xlr8ted Of course, her name rhymes w/ a womans body part.. but they got me on this:"She looks like this singer across here called Sophie Ellis Bextor.Right up until the point she opens her mouth and that annoying Glaswegian accent of hers came spurting out." I didnt read that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Vulva,Where are ya from, got any good tips for clubs in Galway City Ireland? I'm going back in August..ThanksVulva eater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 :confused: This thread is too tough for 8:30am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Jerry has a date with a woman whose name he has forgotten, but it "rhymes with a female body part." Could it be "Mulva"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva-lover74 Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 :laugh: :laugh: I'm going to enjoy this board.No,no,no...When Kaydup wrote deloris,i jokingly mentioned my ex-missus Julie.(cos she looks like the girl in that pissing-in-a-glass-picture before Xmas.)Now julie looks like this singer across here.She sung on Spillers "groovejet" a couple of years ago.Julie had a Glasgow accent and glasgow accents are annoying.(a bit like Texans. )What the fvck have i let myself in for here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Juile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 am i dyslexic? what the fuck are you meatsticks talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Originally posted by vulva-lover74 :laugh: :laugh: I'm going to enjoy this board.No,no,no...When Kaydup wrote deloris,i jokingly mentioned my ex-missus Julie.(cos she looks like the girl in that pissing-in-a-glass-picture before Xmas.)Now julie looks like this singer across here.She sung on Spillers "groovejet" a couple of years ago.Julie had a Glasgow accent and glasgow accents are annoying.(a bit like Texans. )What the fvck have i let myself in for here? :eek: :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva-lover74 Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 xlr8ted: sorry mate, i live 100 miles NE of Glasgow, 50 miles south of Aberdeen and 50 miles north of Edinburgh.Try looking THAT one up!Speak to you all tomorrow.Jock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 What are you doing up, did YOU shit the bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Originally posted by vulva-lover74 xlr8ted: sorry mate, i live 100 miles NE of Glasgow, 50 miles south of Aberdeen and 50 miles north of Edinburgh. Where is that, Illinois? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulva-lover74 Posted January 6 Author Report Share Posted January 6 Me?shit the bed?Its 2:15 in the afternoon here in Scotland:laugh:By the way, love the picture of that chick in the tartan you posted xlr8ted. Assuming she IS a chick. Cos i swear to god she looks like my uncle Jim.Til tomorrow people,when i'll FINALLY get round to posting what i was going to post today before things got fvcked up! But then thats what happens when everyone decides to get up too early in the morning and log on before they've had the chance to wipe the smegma off their pyjamas and nighties:laugh: And if you dont know what smega is i'll give you a clue:It attaches itself to foreskins and vulvas that havent been washed in 5 days....allegedly.See ya later ya crazy americans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 :rock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Do you know Sean Connery? What's he really like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Why are you coming here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 wow I can have a field day ripping this tart but I dont know where to start and my fucking back is killing me......Maybe Ill just make fun of his mother and call him gay...Yeah that sounds like a plan.Hey Volvo-Luva You're a homo-sexual and I fucked your mother.Thank you and Have a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 disclaimer: DO NOT associate the Boston Board with Kosta and his LAME mother jokes. Thank You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Originally posted by flavanugz disclaimer: DO NOT associate the Boston Board with Kosta and his LAME mother jokes. Thank You. Fuck youYou should be happy I come on here dickface...about as much as I cum in yerrr moms ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 dude, have you seen my mom? thats gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Originally posted by flavanugz dude, have you seen my mom? thats gross. she cant be worse than your sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Hi Vulva. A few things...1. I actually really like Sophie Ellis Bextor. I own a couple of her rekkids.2. Good thing you seem like a real smart-ass, cuz you'll fit right in around here.3. Plaid rulez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Uh-oh........forget j-lo and benwe have foxylady69 and vulva-lover74 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
litesjunkie Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Here she is folkshttp://www.thegoonies.com/mama.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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