Jump to content
Clubplanet Nightlife Community

its a forward but its funny... check it out...


dgmodel

Recommended Posts

>

> Subject: Installation of Husband 1.0

>

> INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0

> >

> > Dear Tech Support,

> >

> > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed

> a

> > distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in

> the

> > flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly

> > under Boyfriend 5.0.

> >

> > In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,

> such as

> > Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed

> undesirable

> > programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.

> Conversation 8.0

> no

> > longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've

> tried

> > running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

> >

> > What can I do?

> >

> > Signed,

> > Desperate

> >

> >

> ****************************************************************************

>

> ***

> >

> > Dear Desperate:

> >

> > First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,

> while

> Husband

> > 1.0 is an Operating System.

> >

> > Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and

> try to

> > download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0

> update.

> >

> > If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then

> automatically

> > run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

> >

> > But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband

> 1.0 to

> > default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

> >

> > Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring

> Loudly Beta.

> >

> > Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus

> in the

> > background, that will eventually seize control of all your system

> > resources).

> >

> > Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These

> are

> > unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

> >

> > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have

> limited

> memory

> > and cannot learn new applications quickly.

> >

> > You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and

> > performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

> >

> > Good Luck,

> > Tech Support

> >

> >

>

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...