dgmodel Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 >> Subject: Installation of Husband 1.0>> INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0> >> > Dear Tech Support,> >> > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed> a> > distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in> the> > flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly> > under Boyfriend 5.0.> >> > In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,> such as> > Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed> undesirable> > programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.> Conversation 8.0> no> > longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've> tried> > running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.> >> > What can I do?> >> > Signed,> > Desperate> >> >> ****************************************************************************>> ***> >> > Dear Desperate:> >> > First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,> while> Husband> > 1.0 is an Operating System.> >> > Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and> try to> > download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0> update.> >> > If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then> automatically> > run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.> >> > But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband> 1.0 to> > default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.> >> > Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring> Loudly Beta.> >> > Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus> in the> > background, that will eventually seize control of all your system> > resources).> >> > Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These> are> > unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.> >> > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have> limited> memory> > and cannot learn new applications quickly.> >> > You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and> > performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.> >> > Good Luck,> > Tech Support> >> >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
druwishprincez Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 Hahahaha.......Its funny cause its true!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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