notallthere444 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 hELLO AlL U nicE NIcy cp wmc club goersremember is all about the music! I want to first say that there is always a chance that you won’t make it to Miami because you’re plane explodes or crashes into the ocean on the way there i think its what like a 3% chance? . BUT as long as you do make it remember drinking everyday gets borring and old quickly, Your on vacation your only young once bla bla bla, Try some new drugs out, shit go crazy drop a pill, do a bump, drink a beer shit.... crack a whipit .. Why the hell not? Also I would like to add to everyone that has a bf/gf at home remember it’s the law that if you are more then 100 miles from home and in a different state IT'S NOT CHEATING! Always keep in mind no matter how much fun you are having, you might be able to have even MORE fun if you’re on some kind of illegal substance, prescription pills can be fun to. If you crash big time the next day im sure if you walk around that dirty Mexican area of Miami you can find some weed to take your mind off the fact that you haven’t slept in 4 days if you have some dumb ass depressed friend that has xanax that can be nice with a shot of whisky. Always keep in mind that If you take the drugs, drinking, sex, weird lights, cross-dressing Tina head queers with heripies out of the picture then our scene is just blah and you might as well go hang out with you grandparents and play bingo. If you’re in a hole, try and be positive.Drink lots of water. Don't sleep with fat people, unless it’s really late and you struck out 10 times IF you die in Miami, Shit your going to die anyway, what a way to go.You can only come to my room if you are a girl , Or if you are a pimp. SO PARTY TILL YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR GOING TO DIE, THEN TAKE A SWIG OF EVERCLEAR AND PARTY SOME MORE. IF I DONT DIE AND YOU DONT DIE AND WE ALL LIVE THROUGH THIS ILL SEE YOU ALL AT BLACKS GRAND OPENING FOR JONATHAN FUCKEN PETERSI leave you with some wise words from the white nigger himselfeminem: Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky MarkThis is how we used to make the party startWe used to mix Hen' with Bacardi DarkAnd when it, kicks in you can hardly talkAnd by the, sixth gin you're gonna probably crawlAnd you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barfAnd my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fallEither somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wallAnd everything's spinningYou're beginin' to think women are swimming in pink linen again in the sinkThen in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guiness is finishedYou are now allowed to officially slap bitchesYou have the right to remain violent and start wilin'Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' youGet in your car, start it, and start drivin'Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up[Em's spaceman voice]Earth calling, pilot to co-pilotLook at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of itAll I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin'And I'm so high that I might die if I go by itLet me out of this placeI'm outta placeI'm in outer spaceI've just vanished without a traceI'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers growI'll be back in an hour or soChorus[Eminem]'Cause every time I go to try to leave [girl] whoa!Something keeps pullin' on my sleeve [girl] whoa!I don't wanna, but I gotta stay [girl] whoa!These drugs really got ahold of me[girl]whoa!'Cause every time I try to tell them "no" [girl]noo!They won't let me ever let them go [girl] go!I'm a sucka all I gotta say [girl] whoa!These drugs really got ahold of me [girl]whoa![Eminem]In third grade, all I used to doWas sniff glue through a tube and play rubix cube17 years later I'm as rude as jewScheming on the first chick with the hugest boobsI've got no gameAnd every face looks the sameThey've got no nameSo I don't need game to playI just say whatever I want to whoever I wantWhenever I want, wherever I want, however I wantHowever, I do show some respect to fewAs ecstacy got me standing next to youGetting sentimental as fuck spillin' guts to youWe just metBut I think I'm in love with youBut you're on it tooSo you tell me you love me tooWake up in the morning like "yo, what the fuck we do?"I gotta go bitchYou know I have stuff to do'Cause if I get caught cheatin' then I'm stuck with youBut in the long runThese drugs are probably going to catch up sooner or laterBut fuck it, I'm on oneSo let's enjoyLet the X destroy your spinal cordSo it's not a straight line no more'Til we walk around looking like some wind-up dollsShit's sticking out of our backs like a dinosaurShit, six hits won't even get me high no moreSo bye for nowI'm going to try to find some moreChorus[Eminem]That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollowWhen you swallow it all wollow and drown in your sorrowAnd tomorrow you're probably going to want to do it againWhat's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? Screw itAnd what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning?And what's a little fight?Tomorrow you'll be boys againIt's your lifeLive it however you wannaMarijuana is everywhereWhere was you brought up?It don't matter as long as you get where you're going'Cause none of the shit is going to mean shit where we're goingThey tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoringEven though you wake up feeling like shit every morningBut you're youngYou've got a lot of drugs to doGirls to screwParties to crashSucks to be youIf I could take it all back now, I wouldn'tI would have did more shit that people said that I shouldn'tBut I'm all grown up now and upgraded and graduatedDid better drugs and updatedBut I've still got a lot of growing up to doI've still got a whole lot of throwing up to spewBut when it's all said and done I'll be 40Before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling storiesWith a bottle of JackTwo grandkids in my lapBabysiting for Haley while Haley's out getting smashedChorus 2x (Same as previous, but 2nd timethe last line is repeated like this)Drugs really got ahold of meThey really got ahold of me'Cause drugs really got ahold of meThey really got ahold of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeynine999 Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 DUDE UR NUTTY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 God i love notallthere.. he's the bomb....you rock!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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notallthere444 Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 thanks guys lol all kidding aside, everyone have a safe flight!\See you all in miami Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ski0721 Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 that was pretty funny!I hate flying but what are you gonna do.Miami here I come. arrive 9:15 tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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