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What's red and spins around really fast?

A pug in a blender.

Why did the pug cross the road?

It doesn't matter beucase he didn't make it.

What's furry and buzzes?

A pug tied to an electric fence.

Thud thud.

Who's there?

A pug tied to the door jam.

How fast can a pug go?

It depends on how fast the car he's tied to can.

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Originally posted by fouroneone

What's red and spins around really fast?

A pug in a blender.

Why did the pug cross the road?

It doesn't matter beucase he didn't make it.

What's furry and buzzes?

A pug tied to an electric fence.

Thud thud.

Who's there?

A pug tied to the door jam.

How fast can a pug go?

It depends on how fast the car he's tied to can.

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