bobbalou Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Joke time!A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.â€The priest is silent for a moment, then says, “Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp.†“And I’ll be forgiven?†asks the man. “No,†replies the priest, “but it will wipe that fucking smirk off your face.â€Harold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Q. What's more fun than spinning a baby on a clothes line?A. Stopping it with a shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by nomembername Q. What's more fun than spinning a baby on a clothes line?A. Stopping it with a shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 whats the opposite of christopher reeves????christopher walken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 What's the difference between love & herpes?Herpes is forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by tranzwhore What's the difference between love & herpes?Herpes is forever! I'd let you give me Herpes any day What's grosser than eating your grandma's pussy?Banging your head on the coffin lid when you are finishedWhy do blonds insist on guys wearing condoms?So she can have a doggie bag for later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 how do u get a baby into a cup.....with a blenderhow do u get the baby out of the cup....with a straw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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