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Letter to Mom

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A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over on the bed.

With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped


my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his

piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But it is not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be

very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more


with me and that's one of my dreams.

I've learned that weed doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it


us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and


we may want in return.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for


to get better, he deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of


Someday I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,


PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to


you that there are worst things in life than the school's report card


in my desk's drawer .... I love you!


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