ghhhhhost Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 the only raping that happens is when u walk around town and the chics litirally jump on you..........yea they want you to marry them and get them a green card but they dont realize that you have no intentions of doing that my cousin is the wonder boy of havana...this fuckin idiot spends 2 months down there..just chillin..meets a prostitute and wants to marry her..hooks her up with papers and everything...leaves her $$$...and the bitch never comes! ahahaha...thennnnnnn our friend goes to cuba..purposely tracks the slutbag down (with help from photographical evidence he "borrowed" from my cousin") and proceeds to bang her out like 50 times for like 10$ and a bar of chocolate..and thennnnn calls my cousin and tells him...fuckin greatest story everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr naughtybabe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 proceeds to bang her out like 50 times for like 10$ and a bar of chocolate.....lmfao...best part of what you wrote... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted May 19 Author Report Share Posted May 19 my cousin is the wonder boy of havana...this fuckin idiot spends 2 months down there..just chillin..meets a prostitute and wants to marry her..hooks her up with papers and everything...leaves her $$$...and the bitch never comes! ahahaha...thennnnnnn our friend goes to cuba..purposely tracks the slutbag down (with help from photographical evidence he "borrowed" from my cousin") and proceeds to bang her out like 50 times for like 10$ and a bar of chocolate..and thennnnn calls my cousin and tells him...fuckin greatest story everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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