if ever talk to a DJ... follow these 10+commandments!!!!

[djjoshuacarl1]

from a current thread 2 www.djchat.com...

thou shalt not ask for ac/dc during my house set

Thou shalt not ask if you could look through my CDs.

Thou shalt not stand with five people in my tiny booth, even if you're all female and have nice asses.

Thou shalt not even take the step up my booth if you drank more than three beer.

Thou shalt not put a drink anywhere near my deck.

Thou shalt not spill drinks on the dancefloor.

Thou shalt not come up to me every few minutes just because i haven't played your goddamn cheesy request yet.

Thou shalt not touch me for attention while i have headphones on or look otherwise busy or am even touching buttons or faders.

Thou shalt not put your goddamn cigarette you have to take in my booth anywhere near my hair or PVC-pants.

Thou shalt not bring your own CDs/records, i have enough as you can see.

Thou shalt not write more than five requests down.

Thou shalt not ask the DJ if he/she can play any “real” music.

Thou shalt not approach the stage if the alcohol on your breath gets there first.

Thou shalt not request songs that NOBODY will dance to.

Thou shalt not argue with DJ that people WILL dance to it.

Headphones ON – DJ is working.

Headphones OFF – DJ is working (just wants to hear the song’s full bass capability on the loudspeakers).

Thou shalt not requesteth a song if thou refuses to dance to it.

Thou shalt not be under the misconception that a song played by the DJ does not constitute the DJ having the ENTIRE album so do not make requests by TRACK #.

Thou shalt not call DJ names or DJ reserves the right to return the favor – OVER THE MIC!

Thou shalt not aproach the DJ behind his controlls unless you’re 5’10 ,125lbs, blond, blue eyes, NO BOYFRIEND and wants to freak it after the show!

thou shal not touch anything...ANYTHING

Thou shall not make "wicky wicky" jestures @ the turntables

dj reserves the right to lay the smack down on your head w/ cheesy record is desired

thou shall shut the fuc% up and dance, im not merv griffin

most important:

thou shall opens one mind and stop living of the corporate music bulldozer...

and learn the diiference between pop vocal house and techno

~~thou shalt not fart in the dj booth

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[djjoshuacarl1]

a few more:

thou shall reveal flesh if they REALLY WANT TO hear something\\does not garauntee

thou a shall not attmpt to use sexual persuasion to request a song if you look like abe vicoda

thou will not take the headphones off the head if put on to ignore you

thou will ask to not play your house party unless cash is flashed

TO REITERATE: dont fart in booth... please

dj reserves the right to have patrons removed for dumbass requests

the dj reserves the right to use the boobmeter to weigh the validity of a females request

thou shall be made fun of if you dance like jerry lewis...over the mic

thou should not wear clothes that dont fit in the booth or the floor

thou shall not "goose" the dj while he is playing 3 tracks @ once...this has been known to cause orgasmic death

Thou shall not ask "Can you let the whole song play?"

Thou shalt not think thou knows how to run the exalted celebration better than the DJ.

Thou shalt not bring thine CDs to the DJ and ask that they be played.

Thou shalt not request more than one composition from a favored performer.

Thous shalt not expect the DJ to possess every new release from every known existing performer on this world.

Thou shalt not complain when the melodious performance ends unless thee will provide compensation for it's continuance.

Thou shalt not proclaim loudly from the dance floor, "Prithee, wilt thou play some Freebird!"

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