orichy Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 I thought you said she was hot??? Lay off the drugs son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 whatchatalkinbout willis? Matrix gurl from Fri night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 double-stacked impare phattys judgement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Impairment formula (booze + yay + 1's + 6 capfuls + bump bump or two + c3po) = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 X did that in 20 minutes one time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 OK....anyone who was at the Chemicalpalooza 2004 pre-party and saw Ody and her 36D's speak up now and get my back...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 she was NOT hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras67 Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 i speak no evil... doesnt mean i will give her a compliment tho.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orichy Posted June 24 Author Report Share Posted June 24 Dude you need rehab and an optometrist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 So then you wont be up in her shit Fri night @Rise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orichy Posted June 24 Author Report Share Posted June 24 Naw I'll be there takin pics of her,for all the blind peeps.LOLJust playin.I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eatin cookies.I'm bringing a dancer from Avalon.I'm going to show you what hot is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Naw I'll be there takin pics of her,for all the blind peeps.LOLJust playin.I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eatin cookies.I'm bringing a dancer from Avalon.I'm going to show you what hot is. thanks Bro....Ill lay of the smack til after Rise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Impairment formula (booze + yay + 1's + 6 capfuls + bump bump or two + c3po) = Mix n' mingle, son. Oh yeah did u get ur Montreal pics developed? Cuz I have doubles 4 u when I see u Sat.. They are great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Mix n' mingle, son. Oh yeah did u get ur Montreal pics developed? Cuz I have doubles 4 u when I see u Sat.. They are great! I have like 6 pics left to waste. Ill bring the camera Sat and waste the pics. Ill have em for the next time I see ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 She had nice tits and a great personailty(sp)I kinda liked the toll booth lady " Hey lady, you want a car full of crackers"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 that car ride back made up for it all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 that car ride back made up for it allNothing tops when I looked up and you were feeling the asian girls tits on the porch, and everyone was huddled around .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 ya...she was a stripper i think. fake boobies are all hard and icky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Nothing tops when I looked up and you were feeling the asian girls tits on the porch, and everyone was huddled around .. Close... but NOTHING will top the bitch-slap Mama got when he tried to squelch the feel Tom was getting on phatty's #1 favorite girl in the world. Her DD's were enough to make up for lack-luster looks, but she wasn't hot by any means. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for tossing my cookies though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Close... but NOTHING will top the bitch-slap Mama got when he tried to squelch the feel Tom was getting on phatty's #1 favorite girl in the world. Her DD's were enough to make up for lack-luster looks, but she wasn't hot by any means. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for tossing my cookies though.OK here is the point I am trying to make. Was she a 10 on a scale of 1 to 10? No. So we agree there. Did she have a terrific sport rack that could hold 2 khayaks comfortably? Yes. Did she have a terrific attitude? I think her attitude was a 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. Funn gurl with funn bags. Last point is, the pics of her. How good would any of you look after having 2 pitchers of water dumped over your head stuck in a white t-shirt all night that resembled liquid latex. I had the pleasure of hanging out with her Tues night and snapped this photo of her dry. Will you give me the fact that she looks a helluva lot better? If ya answer no then no more Masterpiece Boobie Puppet Theatre for you!What do you expect for me to pick up Jenna Jameson in the wet t-shirt contest @the Matrix? For christ sakes 1st prize was a car stereo!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Phatty, I agree with every last letter you wrote there.Except when you said In a State was a good song She does look much improved sans crack. And to those funn bags I say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Phatty, I agree with every last letter you wrote there.Except when you said In a State was a good song She does look much improved sans crack. And to those funn bags I say Thanks Bri. I wish I had a tape recorder to tape the XLr8ted Rock comedy show on the porch. everything was boobie this tits that....the only thing i remember was "hey will you bounce a fart off my chin."thanks for gettin my back on this topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orichy Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 Damn Phatty your always taking pics witht hat phone.Buy a camera for christ sakes. I know you got coin.The camera pics look like crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 I know the camera phone blows but its so damn convenient. Thing is I dont wanna look like the stereotypical AZN with the Nikon round his neck. my neck is already rubba.chez cook's rocks! now that i kind of sort of know how to get there i wish he wasnt moving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Phatty, I def look good wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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