shotgun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fliptoniaaa]

u must always respect the call!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[djrx06]

Yes, RESPECT THE CALL! and share the wealth.

[Orisha]

ahhh, shotgun, a wonderous thing.

[mrmiami]

..and you must NEVER EVER fuck up the rotation!

[tranzwhore]

pass it to the left hand side

[digitalphoenix]

pass it to the left hand side

what happens if you run it to the right side 'cause your right handed?

[djrx06]

pass it to the left hand side

Sometimes there are people that can't turn to their left. - Ben Stiller - Zoolander.

[pod]

Section I: The Basic Rules

Article 1 : In order to call Shotgun, the caller must pronounce the word "Shotgun" as long as the driver verifies the call.

Article 2 : Shotgun may only be called if all occupants of the vehicle are outside and directly on the way to the said vehicle.

Article 3 : Early calls are strictly prohibited. Shotgun may only be called while walking toward the vehicle and only applies to the drive immediately forthcoming.

Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.

Article 4 : The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.

Section II: Special Cases

These special exceptions to the above rules should be considered in the order presented; the case listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable.

Article 1 : In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.

Article 2 : If the instance that the person who actually owns the vehicle is not driving, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.

Article 3 : In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.

Article 4 : In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.

Article 5 : In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless they decline.

Article 6 : In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit.

Alternatively, the driver and other passengers may continually taunt the poor fellow as they make a three-hour trip with him crammed in the back.

Section III: The Bastard Rules

Article 1 : If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Bastard Rules on the process of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting that of Section 1, Article 4, are suspended and the passenger seat is occupied by whoever can take it by force.

Article 2 : The driver must announce the institution of the Bastard Rules with reasonable warning to all passengers. This clause reduces the amount of blood lost by passengers and the damage done to the vehicle.

Please follow the above rules to the best of your ability. If there are any arguments or exceptions not covered in these rules, the driver calls the shots, as stated in Section 1, Article 4.

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Amendments

Amendments are usually regional rules that do not have to be followed, but are really cool to know about, and practice in our spare time.

Amendment I: The Laser Rule

Ratified: December 7, 1997

This is a regional rule from the mid-west, in which a person may call laser, after shotgun has been called to override the shotgun call. This is only valid if the driver verifies the call as we see in Section I, Article 4 which states that the driver has final say in all disputes.

Amendment II: The Rotating Shotgun Rule

Written: 1996

Ratified: December 7, 1997

This rule is native to a suburb of Philadelphia, PA to ensure that everybody gets shotgun at least once per long road trip.

Article 1: Before the first ride a passenger will call shotgun under the normal procedures, as stated in Section I of the Official Rules.

Article 2: Once a passenger has had shotgun, he or she may not have shotgun again until everyone else has had shotgun.

Article 3: Before the second ride, everyone (besides the person who has already had shotgun) competes for shotgun under the normal conditions.

Article 4: This continues either until the trip has ended or if everyone has already had shotgun once.

Article 5: Once everyone has had shotgun, the "shotgun order" has been established. You must now rotate in that order.

Article 6: The shotgun order recycles repeatedly until the trip is finished.

Article 7: Person(s) joining the trip after the first ride are entered into the order by the following process:

Clause A: On their first ride, the calling of gun is between that person and the person whose turn it is in the shotgun order.

Clause B: if the order has not yet been established, the new rider is entered into the pool of riders calling for shotgun.

Article 8: Driver still has final say in all ties and disputes. All rules from the Official rules, including special cases, and the Bastard Rules, are still in effect.

Amendment III: The Shotgun Clause

Proposed: December 23, 1997

Ratified: December 24, 1997

This rule native to the south, but practical in many northern cities, states that the potential occupant with the largest calibre weapon on their person defaults to shotgun, unless one occupant is actually armed with a shotgun, in which case he gets shotgun. If two or more occupants actually have shotguns, then the over/under barrel configuration rules.

Amendment IV: The Specific Amendment

Proposed: December 27, 1997

Ratified: January 3, 1998

Any person who wishes to claim shotgun must actually pronounce either the word "Shotgun" or "Gun". One may not say the name of a type of shotgun, such as "12 Gauge". If a passenger does, then he or she have lay no claim on shotgun, and it may be called for by another person.

Amendment V: Rider to the Laser Amendment

Proposed: December 7, 1997 & January 8, 1998

Ratified: January 12, 1998

When a passenger calls Shotgun, another passenger may call "Shotgun Double Barrel" to override the shotgun call.

Additionally, any passenger who says "No Blitz" after claiming shotgun, may not have it taken away by either the "Laser" or "Double Barrell" rules.

These rules hold no precedence over Standard shotgun procedure, and the driver has final say in all calls, as stated in Section I, Clause 4.

Amendment VI: The "House" Rule

Proposed: January 11, 1998

Ratified: January 12, 1998

The Owner of the vehicle decides which Shotgun Amendments to institute on his own car. All passengers must abide by the rules of these Amendments, which are stated in this constitution. However, the original three Sections of the constitution must always be used, and may never be amended.

Amendment VII: The Eviction Amendment

Proposed: January 21, 1998

Ratified: January 22, 1998

If the vehicle is forced to stop for a serious infraction of the Shot-gunner, the Shot-gunner must relinquish his/her seat, if the driver so wishes.

Serious infractions have been known to include spilling alcoholic beverages, spilling any beverage, being annoying, breaking parts of the car and in extreme cases, just being ugly.

Amendment VIII: The Reserve Shotgun Amendment

Proposed: January 21, 1998

Ratified: January 22, 1998

After Shotgun has been called, a second person may call Shotgun, which entitles him/her to the window seat in the back with the more leg room, unless the vehicle is equipped with bench front seats, whereupon he/she gets the seat of his/her choice.

Amendment IX: Rider to the Navigator Clause

Proposed: January 26, 1998

Ratified: January, 27, 1998

The passenger who has shotgun MUST serve as Navigator. By this, he must watch out for signs and intersections that the driver may miss during the course of a road trip. The Navigator must also ask for directions out the window.

It is also the responsibility of the passenger who has shotgun to take control of the radio and air conditioning, however the driver has final say over the settings. The other occupants of the car can also have an opinion. If the passenger with shotgun is caught forgetting their duties and makes the car listen to commercials and/or bad music than his privilege can be lost. Of course, this is in all good judgement of the driver. As Navigator, the driver may also ask him to operate other devices such as the windshield wipers, and rear window defroster.

Amendment X: The First Blood Amendment

Proposed: February 21, 1998

Ratified: February 26, 1998

This rule from the mid-west states that whoever draws blood (supposedly when the bastard rules are in effect) gets shoved in the back of the hatchback (or trunk) with the spare tire.

Amendment XI: The Australian Shotgun Rule

Proposed: February 24, 1998

Ratified: February 26, 1998

In Australia if two people tie for shotgun, then the first person to put their thumb on their head is awarded shotgun. If they both do this at the same time also then an immediate pissbolt (race) to the car is required. (Thought you might find this interesting, dear reader).

Amendment XII: The Five Minute Rule

Proposed: March 1, 1998

Ratified: March 1, 1998

This rule, which originated in Massachusetts, states that in the event that the passenger riding shotgun leaves the car (i.e.: to get something from his house or a convenient store) is allowed 5 minutes in which to return and still retain his shotgun privilege. If he does not return within the period allotted, another passenger may take his place.

There are other variations to this rule such as the "Two Hour Rule", but these usually result in the shot-gunner getting beaten up by the other passengers.

Amendment XIII: The Awning Rule

Proposed: March 4, 1998 by Supreme Court

Ratified: March 5, 1998

One all passengers have exited through the final doorway on the way to the car, (provided the car is in view) are considered outside and may call shotgun no matter what covering is overhead. This rule applies to all awnings, covered decks and all outdoor shelters.

Amendment XIV: The Bribery Amendment

Proposed: April 7, 1998

Ratified: April 19, 1998

In the event that the shotgun call ends up in a tie between two passengers, the passengers in the tie may attempt to bribe the driver so that the driver makes the call in their favour. This rule is null and void, however if the driver institutes the Bastard Rules. Examples of bribes are money, food and soda.

Amendment XV: The Recall Rule

Proposed: April 16, 1998

Ratified: April 19, 1998

This rule from Southern Mississippi states that once a passenger has called shotgun, another passenger may call "Recall Shotgun", thereby overriding the shotgun call and claiming shotgun for themselves. In order for this not to happen the first passenger must call "Shotgun, No Recall". This rule is similar to the "No Blitz" call.

Amendment XVI: The Broken Seat Amendment

Proposed: April 16, 1998 by Supreme Court

Ratified: April 19, 1998

In the event that the front passenger seat in the car is extremely uncomfortable, i.e.: has a big hole in it, the passenger who called shotgun must sit in that seat. The other passenger may ridicule him as they wish.

Amendment XVII: The Smoking Amendment

Proposed: June 11 and 17, 1998

Ratified: July 8, 1998

Article I: In the event that smoking is allowed in said vehicle, smoking passengers are given consideration over non-smokers in order that they may utilise either the window or ashtray.

Article II: In the event that there is more than one smoking passenger, the passenger that has already lit-up has Shotgun privilege over those who are not already engaged in the act of smoking.

Article III: In the event that more than one smoker is already smoking while on the way to the vehicle, the driver may enforce The Bastard Rules or First Blood Rule. This however, is not recommended do to the high risk factor to the vehicle in question. As stated in Section I Article 4 of the Constitution, the driver has final say in all disputes between passengers.

Amendment XVIII: The Main Passenger Rule

Proposed: June 26, 1998 by Supreme Court

Ratified: July 8, 1998

If there is a passenger who is "just along for the ride", then he or she must sit in the back seat because the ride is not for them.

Amendment XIX: The Full View Amendment

Proposed: July 6, 1998

Ratified: July 10, 1998

The automobile must be in full view of all passengers before "Shotgun" may be called.

Amendment XX: The Second Call Amendment

Proposed: July 13, 1998

Ratified: July 14, 1998

This rule from Delaware states that if a given passenger calls a valid "shotgun", then he or she may not say "shotgun" again. By calling "shotgun" a second time, he or she would automatically forfeit their seat and shotgun is reopened to the other passengers.

Other passengers are allowed to try to trick the person who originally says "shotgun" into saying it again, in order to claim shotgun for themselves.

Amendment XXI: The Contraband Amendment

Proposed: August 27, 1998

Ratified: August 30, 1998

In the event that the car is about to pass an abandoned case of beer, pornography, or any other form of contraband that the passengers might find useful in some way or another, it is the responsibility of the passenger riding shotgun to open his door and scoop up the said beer, pornography or contraband, while the car is still in motion.

Additionally, if the car is moving at a speed above 15 M.P.H. (24 km/h) the passenger riding shotgun may decline to do so.

Amendment XXII: The Boy/Girlfriend Rule

Proposed: August 30, 1998 by Supreme Court

Ratified: August 30, 1998

Section II, Article 2 of the Constitution states that, "In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline."

This does not include boyfriends or girlfriends. It is up to the driver of the car to decide if they get preferential treatment.

[TheMrs]

pod coming through like always!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fliptoniaaa]

pod coming through like always!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oops!!!!!!!!!!!!! this was me posting!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways still a very strong post by the podmeister.......u know i was trying to pull ur leg off lastnigh pod...i was pulling u hard just to see if i could annoy u...did it work!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[pod]

Yeah I went looking for you later. I was gonna throw drink chips at you!

[fliptoniaaa]

Yeah I went looking for you later. I was gonna throw drink chips at you!

ive got about 6 of those drink chips...ur on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mjm]

so what does all that mean???

so who gets shotgun??

[funketeer]

shotgun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I called it bitches!!!!!