fresinha12 Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing isstruck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, shestands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes onearth to be memorable!Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of theplane.Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous:tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walkslowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.No one moves.He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest. She gasps...He whispers: "Iron this, and get me something to eat.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 I heard this joke a few months ago but it was shorter.Plane starts going down, a woman hysterically gets up and says I need someone to make me feel like a woman one last time. So a guy gets up, takes off his shirt and yells, iron this bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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