nSyNcBaBy Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?A mosquito quits sucking when you smack it.What's the best thing about a blow job from an ethiopian woman?You know she'll swallow.What's the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during an orgasm.What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?Acne will usually not come on a kid's face until around 13 or 14 years old.How do you turn a fox into an elephant?Marry it!Why do hunters make the best lovers?Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat whatthey shoot.How can you tell which is the head nurse?The one with the dirty knees.What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?Slow down and use a lubricant.How do you tell if a chick is to fat to fuck?When you pull her pants down and her arse is still in them.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!Do you know why they call it the wonder bra?When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning?Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted July 6 Author Report Share Posted July 6 Little Johnny was curious as to the mysteries of female anatomy, so hedecided one day to approach his father, who was sure to be a learned scholaron the subject."Daddy," said Johnny, "what does a vagina look like?"Somewhat unprepared for this question, Johnny's old man took some time togather himself, and replied with a knowledgable smile: "Well, before a womanhas sex with a man, a vagina looks like a delicate flower bud, glisteningever-so-slightly in the morning dew.""And what does it look like after she's had sex?" asked Johnny."Like a bulldog eating mayonnaise." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted July 6 Author Report Share Posted July 6 u met tila???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 yes yes I did I posted about it...scroll the board mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 Southwest Airlines has the Answer...A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.The son (who has been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planeshave baby planes?"The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask thestewardess.So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats havebaby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"The boy said, "Yes she did.""Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes becauseSouthwest always pulls out on time.Have your mother explain that to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximman Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning?Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?omg, i actually groaned outloud to that one... hahah The Southwest joke was hilarious too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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