djmikedr Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch." ------------------Use email DJmikeDR@aol.comPM way too slow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missincognito Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 LOL....I've heard that one before...but i still get a little chuckle out of it! ------------------ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 oh gee, i'm glad you can find humor this morning!!!------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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