unclefester401 Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 Did you get the KGB to bug my phone so you could send me a text message about the preparty and list for this weekend? I am confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 Maria's Children - An Arts Rehabilitation Center for Russian OrphansOur Moscow-based organization provides arts therapy and training for Russian orphans. We offer an atmosphere in which children can recognize their creative potential, developing talents and self-esteem that will serve them in later life. By inviting these children into our homes, teaching them life skills, and exposing them to safe, loving family environments, we hope to improve their chances of successful integration into society. http://www.mariaschildren.org/english/mariaschildren.html :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so thats what his obsession with Maria is all about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 There are now at least 750,000 orphans living in Russia. 95% of them have parents, somewhere, that are unable or unwilling to care for them. These "social orphans" are wards of the state, and most live in orphanages, suffering from a lingering belief that a state institution is a better place to raise a child than a family home. Foster care is a new, fragile program here, and is not supported by most orphanage directors. At the age of four, the children - most of whom have been starved of intimate contact and stimulation - are given one chance to pass a grossly inappropriate evaluation of their mental ability. Those who perform poorly are diagnosed as mentally handicapped, as "debil;" this is the case of the children we work with. :laugh: :laugh: It all makes sense now!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 HAHAHAHHA. amazing thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 Did you get the KGB to bug my phone so you could send me a text message about the preparty and list for this weekend? I am confused.Fester dat was me!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scavenger81 Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 fester do you carry any 0-bullshit business-class cell phones that have a long battery life and are droppable repeatedly and have a clear signal...oh and that work with At&T (and now obviously cingular too). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 fester do you carry any 0-bullshit business-class cell phones that have a long battery life and are droppable repeatedly and have a clear signal...oh and that work with At&T (and now obviously cingular too). Last edited by scavenger81 : Yesterday at 09:44 PM.Last edited by scavenger81 : Today at 08:12 AM.Last edited by scavenger81 : Today at 08:39 AM.Last edited by scavenger81 : Today at 08:52 AM.Last edited by scavenger81 : Today at 09:01 AM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scavenger81 Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 Hey, I put alot of heart into that post...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras67 Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 and it still is very difficult to digest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted July 9 Author Report Share Posted July 9 fester do you carry any 0-bullshit business-class cell phones that have a long battery life and are droppable repeatedly and have a clear signal...oh and that work with At&T (and now obviously cingular too).Signal strength has pretty much nothing to do with the phone, so the first thing you're going to want to do is drop AT&T. According to the FCC, no portable handheld wireless phone can work on more than .6 watts. To get a better signal, you need something more powerfull like a bag phone (3 watts), or a mounted car phone (5 watts). Since nobody makes either of those anymore, you're going to have to switch to a company that has better coverage than AT&T (which is just about all of them).Nextel has the most durable phones, but the battery life generally sucks. Nokia's tend to have the best battery life, but don't take too well to being dropped. As for buisiness class, you're best bet is to get a blackberry (but once again, not with AT&T). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 fester do you carry any 0-bullshit business-class cell phones that have a long battery life and are droppable repeatedly and have a clear signal...oh and that work with At&T (and now obviously cingular too).Message from ATTWireless: hahahahaahahahaha sucker we own you! Pay your bill you dead beat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 Signal strength has pretty much nothing to do with the phone, so the first thing you're going to want to do is drop AT&T. According to the FCC, no portable handheld wireless phone can work on more than .6 watts. To get a better signal, you need something more powerfull like a bag phone (3 watts), or a mounted car phone (5 watts). Since nobody makes either of those anymore, you're going to have to switch to a company that has better coverage than AT&T (which is just about all of them).Nextel has the most durable phones, but the battery life generally sucks. Nokia's tend to have the best battery life, but don't take too well to being dropped. As for buisiness class, you're best bet is to get a blackberry (but once again, not with AT&T). Can those automatically translate lame and unreadable messages into funny sarcastic wit? That's what Scavy really needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 does Hanes make a Blackberry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 In Soveit Russia, phones drop Scav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 Do you have a 1950's version of a cell phone? B/c the 50's are in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted July 9 Author Report Share Posted July 9 Do you have a 1950's version of a cell phone? B/c the 50's are inI have to sell off all of my phones with spinners on them before I get the 50's phones, or I'm going to take a pretty big hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scavenger81 Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 on serious note, the way you guys incorporated the 50's and the 1 other joke that keeps recurring about me, into my question about cellphones, is actually hilarious this time...(for once).oh yeah i think i'm gonna get a nokie 6850, or a blackberry, haven't decided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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