rachel1997 Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 It's Harold's first day in the carpool. They honk the horn in frontof his house and he comes running out. He gets about halfway downthe walk when he hears a grunt and the sound of his wife's foottapping on the porch. He turns around and there she is, scowling at him.He runs back to the steps, spreads her bathrobe, bends over, kissesher on the snatch, runs back down the walk and hops in the car.They ride in silence for a few minutes, until Burnett, the driver,can't stand it. Burnett asks, "Harold, it's none of my business,but why'd you kiss her down there?"Harold says, "You wouldn't believe her breath in the morning..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missincognito Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 Lol How lovely!------------------ *~**~*~**~~ Friends are angels that help you to your feet, when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly ~~**~*~**~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 damn.... LOL------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter><Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!!> <I got the glow, baby!!Can ya feel it?!? Now back up and give me some dancin' room!!>--- When the Artful speaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINO nYc Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 Hahahahahaha....I like that one.------------------The only difference between a saint and a sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.....Oscar Wilde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted November 6 Report Share Posted November 6 Aww Rachel! You post the sweetest jokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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