HAZE Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 A mother is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." "OK," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?" "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heavens name did you find that out?" "And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce." "Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?" "Because you got an F in sex." sexxyh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candylicious Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 A mother is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." "OK," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?" "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heavens name did you find that out?" "And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce." "Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?" "Because you got an F in sex." LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 thats fuckin funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italianp7 Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 lol good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT IN USE Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 since when do they put weight on a driver's license.........????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 its on mine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shampayne Posted August 20 Report Share Posted August 20 LOL Thanks, you made my day with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 awesome!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blacklabelcoke Posted September 10 Report Share Posted September 10 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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