Bbq...

[HAZE]

When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ', the following chain of events is put into motion:

1) The woman goes to the store.

2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it in a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, 3rd beer in hand.

4) The man places the meat on the grill.

5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.

6) The woman comes outside to tell the man that the meat is about to burn.

7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there is just no pleasing some women.

[jjkitten]

I've never read anything more on point!!

That is always the case.

[chrismakk69]

hahahahhahha It's so true...However, in my case I do everything onvolving cooking the meat..Buy it, Prepare it and Cook it...Woman puts it on plates and prepares vegetables and all that nonsense

[dgmodel]

When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ', the following chain of events is put into motion:

1) The woman goes to the store.

2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it in a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, 3rd beer in hand.

4) The man places the meat on the grill.

5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.

6) The woman comes outside to tell the man that the meat is about to burn.

7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there is just no pleasing some women.

dont forget to put in there somewhere "man flips meat excessively to make it seem like hes doing something..." (nothing urks me more than excessive flipping... unless youre cooking kebabs or lamb only flip it once...

[phatman]

...smack it, flip it, rub it down....oh nooooooooooooo....