SuGaRNSpIcE Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 This guy goes over to his buddies house and knocks on the door, it opensand there stands his friends wife. 'Is John home?' he asks. She replies'No I'm sorry he's gone out to run a few errands.' 'Would you mind if Icame in and waited for a few minutes?' She opens the door and he followsher down the hall and into the kitchen. 'I can't help to notice howbeautiful your breasts look in that robe. I will pay you $100 if I couldjust see one of them.' The woman thinks it over for a moment and figureswhy not, it is a $100. She opens her robe exposing one of her breasts asthe man reaches for his wallet, pulls out a $100 bill and throws it onthe table. Shortly there after while drinking his coffee he asks 'Yourbreast was so beautiful, I've got to see them both at the same time, Iwill pay you another $100 if you will show me them both. 'She once againthinks for a moment and decides, what the hell and opens her robe givinghim a good long look. He then opens his wallet, grabs another $100throws it on the table and says, 'I can't wait any longer, I must getgoing. Please tell John I came by.' About ten minutes pass and Johncomes home. His wife meets him in the hall and says 'Your friend cameby, you just missed him, he left ten minutes ago.' John replies, 'Did hedrop off the $200 bucks he owes me?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lafemcaliente Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 haha, cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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