lafemcaliente Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 A man escaped from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck; if he wants sex don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous, if he gets angry he may kill us. Be strong honey, I love you!" To which the wife responds: "He wasnt kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear, he told he that he is gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him that it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djprotege Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 hahah oh snap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 A man escaped from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck; if he wants sex don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous, if he gets angry he may kill us. Be strong honey, I love you!" To which the wife responds: "He wasnt kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear, he told he that he is gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him that it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too!"boomerang, honey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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