lalate Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 "Since when did Krispie Cream go into the Gogo Dancer Business?" said by a girl about how nasty looking the gogo dancers were. "Officer, I think you need to check out the parking structure. There is some wierd lesbian thing going on." said by a girl to a security guard about a parking structure next to the club. "Dude, are you Rob Thomas?" said by a drunk dude to me. "You're giving a pat down search only to the guys and not the girls. Gender-profiling tonight, huh?" said by me to security guard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 LOL ive gotten this a few weeks ago:drunk guy - "hey did anyone ever tell u u look like lindsay lohan?"me - "nope""man u look like her... "me- kept on walking... <later that night... >drunk guy: Heyyyy lindsay lohannnnn... does lindsay lohan know how to dannnnce :proceeds to dance like a retard in front of me:me- i dont know why dont u ask her.... me- kept on walking... LOL what a tool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 15 Author Report Share Posted August 15 LOL ive gotten this a few weeks ago:drunk guy - "hey did anyone ever tell u u look like lindsay lohan?"me - "nope""man u look like her... "me- kept on walking... <later that night... >drunk guy: Heyyyy lindsay lohannnnn... does lindsay lohan know how to dannnnce :proceeds to dance like a retard in front of me:me- i dont know why dont u ask her.... me- kept on walking... LOL what a toollolllll That was great lol.The Rob Thomas one I had was funny. Cuz I said to the Dude, "Dude, you're drunk and my hair is in my face with sweat. THATS why you think I look like Rob Thomas". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 drunk guy: Heyyyy lindsay lohannnnn... does lindsay lohan know how to dannnnce :proceeds to dance like a retard in front of me:this is my favorite part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 "We're all going for Killer Burritos in East LA" The answer to the question to my friend "Dude, where's the afterhours everyone is hitting up?" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 this is my favorite part lol... yea mine too.. u can completely hear the tone of voice he used right lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 without a doubt. trying to picture his little dance is entertaining too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 3 different guys asked me if I were from teh west coast (Bay Area)...apparently Im :too nice: to be from NY... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 u should have told them u live by a farm too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 no livestock this week lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 no livestock this week lol same here, BMAR is out till Wednesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 you miss her, dont you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tc55 Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Girl- What is your name?Richie.Girl- What I can't hear you can you spell it?R-I-C-H-I-EGirl- Oooooohhhh, Richard. Does that mean I can call you Dick?If Dick is what you want.Later on>Girl- O.K. Dick I will see you later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 "Well, you can have one flower for $8, or 4 flowers for $8, or, $3 for 3 flowers, and this flower is sort of nice, or $1 per flower, maybe 2 flower for $8."What was said by a homeless man following us trying to see a 4 dead flowers to us on the street outside the club "Sorry, not interested."Our response"What is this some type of friggen mind game you're playing on me!"Homeless man's response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 def leopard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 "Im so hot right now, i could take this sock out of my crotch and feel confident" ---some white dude talking to some ugly chick"When it hits your lips, it's SO GOOD" -- some dooshball when taking a shot of tequila, obviously quoting will ferrel from old school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 "Im so hot right now, i could take this sock out of my crotch and feel confident" ---some white dude talking to some ugly chickLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 "When it hits your lips, it's SO GOOD" -- some dooshball when taking a shot of tequila, obviously quoting will ferrel from old school...lol....i love that line and use it once in a while......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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