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every once in a while, i like to take a few minits to respond to all my fans.

do you guys from Boston... 08-18-2004 05:47 PM

IN old soviet russia you are not the porn King but Ron Jeremy is and JP is god and we vaction down at the shore

i say we move to soviet russia! sounds like way more fun.

P L U S H | Bons 08-16-2004 05:39 PM

HI Ede it's Rach don't tell anyone but I love having my butt plug with shit

rach, i know this. i wont tell anyone. it'll be our little secret. smootchies!

P L U S H | Bons 08-13-2004 04:39 PM

Like I said before you make Ron Jermey look like a Rookie

werd yo. werd.

Attn White Boarders: 08-06-2004 05:19 PM

EDE YOU are the Pron king long live young wet slut's

god bless america! where young white wet sluts reign supreme! you can never get enough of them you know.

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inside scoop 08-24-2004 11:55 AM

EDE I'm a young wet bitch wanna fuck me "April"

if you are a female, then yes. i do this as public service to my female fans. AND, it's a tax write off.

the inside scoop 08-24-2004 11:54 AM

the song should be I wana be like EDE not Mike

you know what, i think you're right. there should definitly be more ede armand theme songs and anthems praising me and all of my greatness.

the inside scoop 08-24-2004 11:53 AM

No Ede you ar ethe porn king when it comes to YWB, rip it silly you old man fuck JP

it's a dirty horse, but somebody has to ride it.

the inside scoop 08-24-2004 11:52 AM

The only king of Porn you are is gay Porn you homo!

i believe i am the king of all porn. if it's pornographic, im IN!

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you know, it makes me feel good to know that i put smiles on the faces of all my fans with something so simple as a reply to an email or rep quote.

think of me as the superstar dj that is one with the kids and cares about his fans. now here's another...

the inside scoop 08-24-2004 10:03 PM

you are a big perv. i know what you did to flava's heiney behing the dumpster last summer.... xoxoxo kara

well kara, it's no secret that i am a big perv that has a propencity to bang random, drunken broads behind dumpsters from time to time. but, i can assure you, that the rumors about flava's heiney are not true. at least, when it comes to me.

you see kara, as perverted as i am, i just don't go for man ass. it's hairy. it's stinky. it's manly. usually there is some kind of poor skin condition, like acne, all over them. that's just not attractive to me. in all honesty, i don't know how you broads can even tollerate letting some dood rest his nuts and asscrack on your nose in a 69 position! you must have really strong stomaches. all i can say is, god bless you women for being the pillars of strength you are, for having the capacity to completely block out your sense of smell and to be able throw away any sense of class and decency you have for those precious fifteen minits it takes to gag on our upside down sausage and and slurp n' gulp your way to a happy rocket sauce reward. god bless you all.

so as far as what exactly DID happen to flava's heiney, you may want to check on those rumors about billbobaggins. word on the street has it that he gets deep into man ass. face and all. that's why his breath i so bad. oof!

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