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Rant; No fucking sex at home; MARRIAGE SUCKS!

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Reply to: anon-40558965@craigslist.org

Date: 2004-08-26, 12:22PM EDT

My fucking wife doesn't fuck anymore! She does suck though!!!! NEVER GET MARRIED!!!!!!!!!! I try to tell guys but they don't listen. I've been married for 15 years and got 10 times more sex when I was single. They always think that their girlfriend is different. WHAT A JOKE! Wait and see. Just wait and see. There is a general rule. When you start to date a chick, put a penny in a jar every time you get laid. After you marry her (dumb fuck), every time you get laid take a penny OUT. You will NEVER empty the jar. You dumb fucks will never listen. Once the ring goes on, the sex stops. Why won't anyone listen. I spend my money on two women now, my fucking wife and the escort I have to go see to get my dick wet. What a complete fuckover! The only reason I stay married is I'd have to lose half (at least)of my shit to get rid of her. It's cheaper to stay miserable. WTF< my wrist is sore, time to change hands

this is in or around Hairypalmville

:laugh::laugh:

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