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tc55

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diff bwt GF and Wife

-Girlfriend calls you all the time to see "whats up"

-wants to know if youll come home early for a nooner

-asks if your friends are free for the evening so they can hang with hers

-goes shopping with you and makes you wait in the dressing room, then from behinde the door you hear "OMG! YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!" in a bikini shop

Wife

-Wife calls you all the time to say "whats the fuck is up?!"

-wants to know if youre coming home early to spoile the nooner shes already getting

-asks if your friends are free for the evening so they move the couch into room where it doesnt fit - knowing only that they will have to remove it the next night

-goes shopping with you and makes you wait in the dressing room, holding her purse

then from behinde the door you hear "OMG! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" in a bikini shop

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