stogiey2k2 Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a maskedrobber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.>> Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets inbecause it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughtersand healthy son.>> All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room intears.> " What's wrong?" asked the mother.>> "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.>> About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears."Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother toldher not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.>> A week later her son walked into the room in tears.>> "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened... you were taking atinkle and a bullet came out.">> "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog>> > - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 only stogiey would find a humor in a boy pleasuring himself with a dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted September 13 Author Report Share Posted September 13 If you've seen the new movie garden state a dog humping on a guys leg happens in one scene freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 ...a dog humping on a guys leg happens in one scene freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!! An all too common occurrence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted September 14 Author Report Share Posted September 14 An all too common occurrence! true except in this movies its super funny because the dude in the movie is an the emergency room and the dog belongs to a blind lady, so the blind lady sits in the ER her dog takes off and goes straight to where the dude is sitting and starts humping away lol, the guy's like WTF and doesn't know how to react so he's sitting there letting the dog finish his business LOL hilarious lol the dog finishes and goes back to the blind lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffy1 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 el stinko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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