deepspell Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 so im droppin a duce....and this dude gets into the stall thats like 3 away from the one im in and starts flippin thru the newspaper...next thing i know hes like "HOW BOUT THOSE RED SOX".....i stayed quiet for about 2 min and then he says "cant believe they fucking came back, those bastards"....so i respond with a fart...people are weird bro....how the fuck do u talk to a total stranger in a stall thats about 20 feet away from yours...talk sports, get no answer, continue to talk...and listen to an ass rip in response....theres is to be no talking while droppin the cosby kids @ the lake....fuckin weirdos kahn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 and ur a weirdo for posting kahn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted October 19 Author Report Share Posted October 19 well i had to get it off my chest....it is bizarre & disturbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emjay Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 ...so i respond with a fart... so did he stop asking questions after that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted October 19 Author Report Share Posted October 19 yea it got pretty quiet after that....i flushed, washed my hands and bounced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 well i had to get it off my chest....it is bizarre & disturbingThat's all right man, this is the Bump "..." forum where anything goes. topics like this one you presented thrives in here Hoo man, that's some funny shit. I don't know how people can do that.Only if i know who's in the other stall will i talk sometimes or make grunts. Otherwise , it's weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrfect Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 I will only go to the bathroom if I am the only one in there.....I will wait until everyone leaves. I guess I get severe stage fright.Also, if anyone tried talking to me, I'd freak out. Some people are weird though....they will like fart and shit when someone else is in there. That is gross, and then they will walk out and have no shame knowing that you were in there and know who it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted October 19 Author Report Share Posted October 19 grunts....there is this one old guy thats been working in accounting for like 60 yrs......guy is gunna keel over any day now...every time he goes to the bath room, he comes in cursing and slams the door in the stall....once he gets to work hes like "ooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhh, holy shit im irregular what the fuck'' grunting and cursing a storm all the while farting away...funniest shit i have ever heard in my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 what if someone walks in when you start? do u stop and leave?I will only go to the bathroom if I am the only one in there.....I will wait until everyone leaves. I guess I get severe stage fright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 I will only go to the bathroom if I am the only one in there.....I will wait until everyone leaves. I guess I get severe stage fright.Also, if anyone tried talking to me, I'd freak out. Some people are weird though....they will like fart and shit when someone else is in there. That is gross, and then they will walk out and have no shame knowing that you were in there and know who it was.But we're all human!And in the office, it's a public restroom, that's all inevitable.The key is to act like you don't hear anything. Ruffle the newspapers extra loud. cough. Just relax, cuz at least for me, being in the bathroom is the most calming and relaxing part of work hey deepspell, yeah grunts are always fun. On my Cali road trip last year, me and a buddy always found ourselves sitting stall-to-stall. So whenever some stranger would come in, we'd VEHEMENTly exaggerate our grunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfitz73 Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Speaking of stalls...I always use the handicapped ones if possible... So much more comfortable and roomy... The one at work is almost as big as my bedroom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted October 19 Author Report Share Posted October 19 hate when people blow snot rockets into the sink and then dont rinse the sink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 hahaha me2! but luckily here at work we have 2 individual bathrooms so u are all alone Speaking of stalls...I always use the handicapped ones if possible... So much more comfortable and roomy... The one at work is almost as big as my bedroom... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted October 19 Author Report Share Posted October 19 Speaking of stalls...I always use the handicapped ones if possible... So much more comfortable and roomy... The one at work is almost as big as my bedroom... i got yelled at for using the handicapped stall one time some dude in a wheelchair was waiting outside for me to finish and tells me"you shoudlnt be using those son, those are for people with disabilities" i felt like such a scumbag that ive never done it again, never park in the handicapped spots either since then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfitz73 Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 i got yelled at for using the handicapped stall one time some dude in a wheelchair was waiting outside for me to finish and tells me"you shoudlnt be using those son, those are for people with disabilities" i felt like such a scumbag that ive never done it again, never park in the handicapped spots either since thenI'm waiting for this to happen. There's a doctor's office in this building too, so you know its only a matter of time... I'd feel the exact same way if it happened to me but it hasn't yet so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 hysterical thread My kids don't swim in public pools.....but once in a blue moon I just have to go at work and can't hold it till I get to the comforts of my own bathroom.... I hate that.... but you gotta do what you gotta do.. so i just make it quick and so far, haven't had a problem.Never heard a chick grunt in the restroom.. I'd probably fall out laughing if I did.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrfect Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 what if someone walks in when you start? do u stop and leave?I've been pretty lucky, I only pee at work though. So if someone comes mid-pee, its okay. I just like to wash my hands and get out of there before we have to have eye contact! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 so im droppin a duce....and this dude gets into the stall thats like 3 away from the one im in and starts flippin thru the newspaper...next thing i know hes like "HOW BOUT THOSE RED SOX".....i stayed quiet for about 2 min and then he says "cant believe they fucking came back, those bastards"....so i respond with a fart...people are weird bro....how the fuck do u talk to a total stranger in a stall thats about 20 feet away from yours...talk sports, get no answer, continue to talk...and listen to an ass rip in response....theres is to be no talking while droppin the cosby kids @ the lake....fuckin weirdos yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah go sox! whooooooos your deaaaaaler... whooooooos your deaaaaaler... whooooooos your deaaaaaler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah go sox! whooooooos your deaaaaaler... whooooooos your deaaaaaler... whooooooos your deaaaaalerI thought that's what they were saying....good shit (no pun intended w/ this thread) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Speaking of stalls...I always use the handicapped ones if possible... So much more comfortable and roomy... The one at work is almost as big as my bedroom... lol..me 2...i use the handicapped stall...i use 3 ass gaskets and of course my shirt is off...bring in the sports page and 20 mins later i am done... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted October 19 Author Report Share Posted October 19 do u guys layer the seat with 7-10 layers of TP or do u perch yourself ontop of the seat and squat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 or do u perch yourself ontop of the seat and squat? :laugh:I could just picture it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 "I was putting lotion on!" Yeah right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 do u guys layer the seat with 7-10 layers of TP or do u perch yourself ontop of the seat and squat?my company supplies ass gaskets..i use 2-4 all depending on how cold the bathroom is and how much the last person pee'd on the seat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 SHUT UP!!!! LoLIf you remember I was changing my clothes and I was in there for all of like 2 minutes, if that...lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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