b-side Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 Corporate Lesson #1A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hershower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over whichone should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wrapsherself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, therestands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she could say a word, Bob says,"I'll give you $800 to drop that towel that you have on."After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked infront of Bob.After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, butexcited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel andgoes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asksfrom the shower, "Who was that?""It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies."Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"Moral of the story:If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with yourshareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidableexposure.**********************************************************************************************Corporate Lesson #2A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. Hestopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossedher legs, forcing her habit to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest hada look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthilyslid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said,"Father, remember Psalm 129?"The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself toremove his hand. Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"Once again the priest apologized, "Sorry, Sister, but the flesh is weak."Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance andwent on her way.Upon his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible andlooked up Psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will findglory."Moral of the story:If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a greatopportunity.****************************************************************************************************************************************************Corporate Lesson #3A sales representative, an administration clerk, and the manager arewalking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and aGenie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grantthree wishes, so I'll give each of you just one.""Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas,driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be inHawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supplyof pina coladas, and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone."OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say. amyscottsdale 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ovrdose Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 haha corporate lessons with a twist, love the first one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherway83 Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 heard the first one and the third one elsewhere...like the second one best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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