Getting Older

[iceviper2004]

One day, three old men were sitting around the retirement center. Each talking about the good ole days, and how much has changed over the years.

The first man starts, " I can still get up in the morning, and take a healthy piss!"

The second man replies, " I can still get up in the morning, and take a healthy shit!"

The third man smiles, and replies, " I got you both beat. I take a healthy piss at 7:00 am, and a healthy shit at 8:00 am. The problem is,

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I don't get up until noon!"