Aaaahh....IDIOTS!!

[digitalphoenix]

How do they collect on the fine?

[nexusgroove]

They just put that $200.00 Fine on the sign to scare people so they don't touch the cables.

[raincry]

:laugh:

[digitalphoenix]

Oh yeah?

Define this one wise guy.

[digitalphoenix]

Look!!!

Now you can brush your teeth while downloading porn!*

*Enter Bling...

[raincry]

On a Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:

Do not turn upside down. -- printed on the bottom of the box

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)

(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction

accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those

forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

[nden1078]

Oh yeah?

Define this one wise guy.

You would think it would be more important to know that "THE BRIDGE IS OUT AHEAD"

[mimid]

On a Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:

Do not turn upside down. -- printed on the bottom of the box

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)

(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction

accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those

forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

[jeffy1]

anyone actually touch and pay?

[patopeaking]

Pommie geezers are stupid and dumb