philippio Posted November 25 Report Share Posted November 25 There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists,There are Hindus and Mormons and thenThere are those that follow Mohammad, butI've never been one of them.I'm a Roman Catholic,And have been since before I was born,And the one thing they say about Catholics isThey'll take you as soon as you're warm.You don't have to be a six footer,You don't have to have a great brain,You don't have to have any clothes on,You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, becauseEvery sperm is sacred,Every sperm is great,If a sperm is wasted,God gets quite irate.Every sperm is sacred,Every sperm is great,If a sperm is wasted,God gets quite irate.Let the heathen spill theirs,On the dusty ground,God shall make them pay forEach sperm that can't be found.Every sperm is wanted,Every sperm is good,Every sperm is needed,In your neighborhood.Hindu, Taoist, Morman,Spill theirs just anywhere,But God loves those who treat theirSemen with more care.Every sperm is sacred,Every sperm is great,If a sperm is wasted,God gets quite irate.Every sperm is sacred,Every sperm is good,Every sperm is needed,In your neighborhood.Every sperm is useful,Every sperm is fine,God needs everybody's,Mine, and mine, and mine.Let the pagans spill theirs,O'er mountain, hill and plain.God shall strike them down forEach sperm that's spilt in vain.Every sperm is sacred,Every sperm is good,Every sperm is needed,In your neighborhood.Every sperm is sacred,Every sperm is great,If a sperm is wasted,God gets quite irate.'Every Sperm Is Sacred', Lyrics by Michael Palin and Terry Jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southof5th Posted November 26 Report Share Posted November 26 is this a joke?tell that to the roman catholic bishops who spilled their semen on the altar boys! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted November 26 Author Report Share Posted November 26 Have you ever seen Monty Python's 'Meaning of Life'??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffy1 Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 thank god it's over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southof5th Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 Have you ever seen Monty Python's 'Meaning of Life'??? lol....no missed that one but now that I check the credits closer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 is this a joke?tell that to the roman catholic bishops who spilled their semen on the altar boys! hahaha :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illuminaughty Posted November 27 Report Share Posted November 27 There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists,There are Hindus and Mormons and thenThere are those that follow Mohammad, butI've never been one of them.I'm a Roman Catholic,And have been since before I was born,And the one thing they say about Catholics isThey'll take you as soon as you're warm.You don't have to be a six footer,You don't have to have a great brain,You don't have to have any clothes on,You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, becauseEvery sperm is sacred,Every sperm is great,If a sperm is wasted,God gets quite irate.Every sperm is sacred,Every sperm is great,If a sperm is wasted,God gets quite irate.Let the heathen spill theirs,On the dusty ground,God shall make them pay forEach sperm that can't be found.Every sperm is wanted,Every sperm is good,Every sperm is needed,In your neighborhood.Hindu, Taoist, Morman,Spill theirs just anywhere,But God loves those who treat theirSemen with more care.Every sperm is sacred,Every sperm is great,If a sperm is wasted,God gets quite irate.Every sperm is sacred,Every sperm is good,Every sperm is needed,In your neighborhood.Every sperm is useful,Every sperm is fine,God needs everybody's,Mine, and mine, and mine.Let the pagans spill theirs,O'er mountain, hill and plain.God shall strike them down forEach sperm that's spilt in vain.Every sperm is sacred,Every sperm is good,Every sperm is needed,In your neighborhood.Every sperm is sacred,Every sperm is great,If a sperm is wasted,God gets quite irate.'Every Sperm Is Sacred', Lyrics by Michael Palin and Terry Jonestaken from the movie "Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life" classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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