digitalphoenix Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 Yep.There I was, walking my dog Bailey to the grass field so thathe could do his thing while I had my cig, when suddenly I kicked this thing,that turned out to be a wallet!I look inside...$35 bucks! Social Security, ID, the works!"Allriiight!" I think to myself........................................."i'm rich bitch!!!"But then...I think...Damn, this guy needs his social and ID....he's probably a neighbor and whut not.So I look at the address and it's like 2 blocks away!!He's barely 20, so he must hang with the hoodlums that live around the cornerI figured.... So I walk up to the hoodlums...."Wasssa? Yo who is Oscar Something-or-the-Other?"They look at me like I'm 5-0 undercover and brush me off:"Nah, we dont know him.""Too bad. I got his wallet" I say...turn around and start to leavewhen one of them goes: "Yo!! Dat's my cousin" Gimme it and I'll give it to him. I say to him: "Yeah? Here, call him up"...and toss him my cell, "I wanna tell him you gonna give it to him"So he calls him and I tell the guy that his cousin is gonna give him the wallet,and I hand it over to him.I turn around and get far enuff to hear them go: "Yo, look for money!" "Let's buy some weed!!" Then his cousin goes: "There is NO money, it's empty!"FOCKERS. This is another DigitalPhoenix TRUE story. THE END. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 LOLThe money is well worth not having to go through the process of getting a new ID, Social and all that other good stuff.We all know who's really getting the bag of weed now !!!!!! sotuchick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted December 22 Author Report Share Posted December 22 LOLThe money is well worth not having to go through the process of getting a new ID, Social and all that other good stuff.We all know who's really getting the bag of weed now !!!!!! Aaaamen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmmaaayyyy Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 Timmmaaayyyy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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