georgym Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 This was pretty hilariousMASTERCARD wedding You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:- Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends.....................$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000. Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500. the look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, foreverything else there's MASTERCARD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 how many other boards u gonna post this on?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 how many times have i read that, got an email about it...blah blah blah.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?t=255057&highlight=http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?t=222805&highlight=http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?t=26611&highlight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 Since when does a 300 guest wedding costs $32,000??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 how many other boards u gonna post this on??lol, just thinking the same thing...hey cook-post it on the humor board.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 yeah and you cant just go out and get an anullment the next daythats whole thing is bs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pk1 Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 Another urban legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted January 27 Author Report Share Posted January 27 hahahhahba, so many pessimists on this board, i LOVE it!first of all, i don't give a HOOT how many boards i posted this on. I posted on 2 forums, my 2 favorite. If that's a lot, then secondly, something like this is (in my opinion) so funny, i don't give a terd how old it is. So it's old... SO WHAT. so are your momma's, and im not done with them 3rdly, even if it isn't true (which i doubt), it would still be fuckin awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 ahahaha..."true story about a recent wedding"*note the date of this post:http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?t=26611&highlight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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