what did emjay do after sullivan room friday night?

[Guest gabo]

yeah the spic in me came out when i saw that dirty toilet

well anytime u wanna come over I have the fantastik and papertowel ready for ya.

[deepspell]

well anytime u wanna come over I have the fantastik and papertowel ready for ya.

if thats what u clean your toilet with remind me not to take a shit in your house

[cookie6]

yeah the spic in me came out when i saw that dirty toilet

That toilet was redik

[Guest gabo]

if thats what u clean your toilet with remind me not to take a shit in your house

naaaa, Ill just use my toothbrush to get those hard to reach spots.

[phatman]

if thats what u clean your toilet with remind me not to take a shit in your house

...come on now, you cubans shit anywhere....

[foxylady69]

naaaa, Ill just use my toothbrush to get those hard to reach spots.

eeeew. remind me never to use your toothbrush!

[cookie6]

Thanks to me, emjay had a toothbrush, bitch never comes prepared….

[emjay]

Thanks to me, emjay had a toothbrush, bitch never comes prepared….

i'm bringing a toothbrush every where i go from now on

[deepspell]

just use your hairy finger emjay, its the same thing

[cookie6]

you should, i do...

[phatman]

...and a bottle of jager......

[emjay]

...and a bottle of jager......

that's cookies job

cookie- from now on i'm gonna throw a toothbrush in my purse before i go to a club

[phatman]

...dont they have those finger things now...if you bring a brush, ya gotta bring paste...no?

[lalate]

me driving on the Grand Central Parkway at 8 in the morning all banged out...emjay's mom on the phone with me cause emjay doesn't know where she lives:

emjay's mom: "just make a right"

me: "I cant just make a right its the Grand Central Pkwy"..."emjay, take this! I'm not trying to be disrespectful but there is no way I can talk to your mom right now"

lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[Guest gabo]

just use your hairy finger emjay, its the same thing

aahahahaha, it's funny cause it's true.

[djqwest]

yup...i jumped on top of him and started humping him

I never did get to say thanks! You give good dry hump.