funketeer Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 lmao @ this threadHi Kitty, did you hear about Lamont's momma? she's so dumb it took her half an hour to make minute rice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamontwhite Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 Philippio, did you hear about Lamont's momma? Turns out she's so dumb that she sold her car for gas money. Lamonts momma never owned or drove a car. So Lamont cant laugh outloud at dis one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houze-kitty Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Lamonts momma never owned or drove a car. So Lamont cant laugh outloud at dis one.Yo momma so short she poses for trophies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houze-kitty Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 yeah funk--someone also told me Lamonts momma was sooooo old AND soooo dumb, the bitch snorted her own breastmilk cuz it came out powdered! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houze-kitty Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamontwhite Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 lmao @ this threadHere kitty kitty Lamont wants to play. Has miss kitty ever visited the dark side? Lamont would love to make you puuuurrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 yeah funk--someone also told me Lamonts momma was sooooo old AND soooo dumb, the bitch snorted her own breastmilk cuz it came out powdered! not only that but Lamont's momma so short she can do backflips under her bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Lamont's momma is so fat I had to drive 50 miles to get on her good side... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4voice Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Lamont need to go eat his chitlings and pig feet and tahitian treat soda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamontwhite Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 Lamont need to go eat his chitlings and pig feet and tahitian treat soda Lamont appreicates the flava of carbinated grape beverages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Lamont congratulates you all on fiding the two things in life Lamont does not joke abouitJeasus and my momma.this seems like it may be a good time to pull out that "owned" picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIRZA Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Now...I got a joke about yo momma that you might not like...yo momma is so freakin dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. Funk I heard that Lamont's momma is so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamontwhite Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 this seems like it may be a good time to pull out that "owned" picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lamont has some advice for you Flippy. Lamont obervaied in the posted pictures dat your Mrs is one fine lookin lady and you aint the best lookin cat. If you were Lamont (and Lamont knows dat your not and will nver be. Its not your fault) but if Lamont was u Lamont would kiss her feet everynight and suck her toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Funk I heard that Lamont's momma is so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.wow...how crazy is that? I heard Laomnt's momma is so fat every time she turns around it's her birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamontwhite Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 You are welcome for my presience and Lamont appreciates all the warmth and appreiation you have shown myself. Have not fear of Lamont. Lamont is not here to take ova. Lamont is just happy to participate with you particiapints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Yo mama's so old, she owes Moses 5 cents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamontwhite Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 Lamonts mommas so old shes as old as funk-boys lame jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Yo momma is so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Yo momma is so ugly just after her birth, the doctor slapped her mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamontwhite Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 Lamont thinks little-funk boys attemt at huma is about as fresh as a 10 day old tuna sanwich left out on da counta in da heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Lamont thinks little-funk boys attemt at huma is about as fresh as a 10 day old tuna sanwich left out on da counta in da heat.sandwich left on yo momma's cunt in heat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamontwhite Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 where the thank you lamont thread went? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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