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Star Wars III to Open Cannes Festival (yeay!)


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Check it out, I've seen better pics of her topless on the beach, you've seen 'em too probably. If not, then ya ain't got no right calling yourself a pervert. So you posted the link after I was talking about the spoilers so I made it like the link was a major movie spoiler. But hey, why not, right? We saw more titty and booty bouncing in AOTC than in all other SW flicks put together so after all these movies I think we're damn diddly due our justified Nat nips. Wouldn't you say so? Episode III better give us numerous Natalie Nips!!!!

Hear us, uncle George, change the title of the new movie to

*Star Whores Episode III: Nips of Nat*

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The trailer looked awesome. I can't wait to see Darth Vader in a SW film again. I cannot wait to see him in the movie, even though it means the movie is closer to being over. :yuck:

I would love the lines that you hear in the trailer from Darth Sidious to Darth Vader, except that I don't like how Sidious' voice sounds when he says "Riiiiiiiise". It's supposed to sound evil, but it sounds like he had liquid in his throat and he's gurgling as he says "Riiiiiiiiiiise."

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Star Wars sucks...and that's comng from someone who lived and breathed Star Wars as a youngster...

Lucas ruined the memories and the fantasies!

I hope Darth Vader is not CGI:ied! Actually I hope he is so I can laugh my

a%# off!

Don't watch ROTS then. Why should not liking the last 2 SW films diminish your memory of the first 3? If you have a really bad bowl of spagetti, does that make all the spagetti you've eaten before that taste bad in your memory?

But for the record, Hayden Christenson wears the Vader suit, there is no CGI of Vader.

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Things Yoda Says Before, During, and After, Fucking:

"Ahhh! It's Yoda's little friend you seek!"

"Nerrrm. Put a shield on my sabre, I must."

"Feel the force!"

"Foreplay, cuddling: a Jedi craves not these things."

"Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I will!"

"Early must I rise. Leave now, you shall!"

"Happens to every guy sometimes, this does."

"When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"

"Ow, ow, OW! On my ear, you are!"

"Who's the Jedi Master, bitch? Who's the Jedi Master!?!"

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