kenl Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 >DJs ARE EXPERT MIND READERS>>>>When requesting a song from the DJ, just say "play my song", or "it goes>something like this" then hum a few bars! We have a chip implanted in our>heads with an unlimited database with the favorite tunes of every patron>who>ever walked into a bar & all songs ever recorded, so feel free to be>vague,>we love the challenge.>>>>If we do not remember exactly what tune you want, we're only kidding.>>DJs know every song ever recorded, so keep humming. Hum harder if need be>... it helps jog the memory.>>>>If a DJ tells you they do not know a song you want to hear, they either>forgot that they know the tune or they are just putting you on. Try>singing>a few words for the DJ. Any words.>>>>>>It also helps to scream your request from across the room several times per>set followed by the phrases, "AW COME ON!" and, "YOU SUCK!" Exaggerated>hand gestures expressing disapproval from the dance floor are a big help as>well, such as the thumbs down or your middle finger. Put-downs are the best>way to jog a DJ's memory. This instantly promotes you to the status of>"Personal Friend Of The DJ.">>>>DJs are notorious fakers & jokesters and never really prepare for their>shows.They simply walk on stage with no prior thought to what they will do>once they arrive. A DJ's job is so easy, even a monkey could do it, so>don't let them off the hook easily.Your request is all that matters.>>>>If a trance DJ had played at the club a few weeks ago, the next DJ that>follows will automatically know every trance tune the previous DJ ever>played, even if the current DJ is a house or jungle DJ. It's the law.>>Feel free to yell Tupac or Biggie!! to a DJ that plays strictly house for>example.>>>>>>IMPORTANT>>>>When an DJ leans over to hear you better, grab his or her head in>>both hands and yell directly into their ear, while holding their head>>securely so they cannot pull away.This will be taken as an invitation to a>>friendly & playful game of tug of>>war between their head and your hands.>>>>Don't give up! Hang on until the DJ submits.>>DJs are protected by their equipment, & only play the game>>when tricked into coming out from behind their turntables. Though difficult>>to get them to play, it's not impossible, so keep trying. They're>especially>>vulnerable during mixing songs.>>>>>>TALKING WITH THE DJ>>>>The best time to discuss anything with the DJ in any meaningful way is when>>he is in the mix. Our hearing is so advanced that we can pick out your tiny>>voice from the>>megawatt wall of sound blasting all around us. DJs are expert lip>>readers too. If a DJ does not reply to your question or comment>>during a tune, it's because they didn't get a good look at your mouth in>>order to read your lips.>>>>Simply continue to scream your request & be sure to over emphasize the>>words with your lips. This helps immensely.Don't be fooled.>>>>DJs have the innate ability to answer questions & mix at the same>>time. If the DJ doesn't answer your questions immediately, regardless>>of how stupid the question may seem, it's because they are purposely>>ignoring you.>>If this happens, immediately cop an attitude. We love this.>>>>>>>>HELPING THE DJ>>>>If you inform the DJ that you are a DJ, the DJ will appreciate your>>help with the next few tunes, or however long you can remain standing on>>stage. Simply feel free to walk up on stage & join in. By the way, the>>drunker you are, the better you sound.>>>>Keep in mind that nothing assists the DJ more than>>outrageous dancing, or a tambourine played out of tempo.>>Try the congas, they love the challenge. The DJ always needs the help &>>will take this as a compliment.>>>>>>>>>>>>BONUS TIP>>>>As a last resort, wait until the DJ takes a break and then get on stage>>and start playing their records. They love this. Even if you are>>ejected from the club, you can rest assured in the fact that you have>>successfully completed your audition. The club owner will call you>>immediately>>the following day to offer you a position.>>>>>>See you at the next gig ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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