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Ron Burgundy: The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it "San Diego", which in German means "whale's vagina".

Veronica Corningstone: No, I don't think that is what it means. No, it doesn't mean that.

Ron Burgundy: I don't know. I was just trying to impress you. I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. The translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean "Saint Diego"?

Ron Burgundy: ...No. No, that isn't it.

Veronica Corningstone: No, I'm pretty sure that's what it means.

Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.

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Jack Black: What do you love?

Ron Burgundy: I love poetry, a glass of scotch, and my friend Baxter here.

Jack Black: Well, now this is happening. [Grabs Baxter]

Ron Burgundy: Excuse me... excuse me...

Jack Black: [punts Baxter over bridge] That's how I roll!

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I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

It's called Sex Panther; it's illegal in nine countries. It's made from little pieces of real panther, so you know it's good.

Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, "jogging". I believe it's "jogging" or "yogging". it might be a soft "j". I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

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