MissDiva Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 "Politics Explained" A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (And my MOM sent me this one! )MissDiva------------------..."Music is my life...and I just can't help it..Music is my life...It's the joy I feel inside"...MissDiva19@aol.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolly Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 LMFAO!! that was great. So true too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 Classic!------------------=) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liv4blondie Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 hahahahahha i like i like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 lol luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.""To love someone is something..to be loved by someone is something else..but to be loved by the one you love is everything.." Rob&Brandie AAF loves2cox@netscape.net AIM: loves2cox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippintrance64 Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 I love IT! lol!!!------------------"A man makes his sunshine, and he makes his rain. Look at what you have, and where you are, before you say, "I've had a horrible day" Appreciate what you have, and realize how much others wish they could have that much. Live Life, and LOVE IT!" --Me"Sometimes there is so much beauty in the world i feel i can't take it. and i feel like my heart is gonna cave in" -American BeautyK and Erm...there is only one thing to say that will express my feelings about you guys......HAAAAAABUUUURRRBBNo Pleasure, No Rapture, No Exquisite Sin Greater....Than Central Air. - Dogma"I can walk in straight lines, within my own crooked world" -a drunken Aramis Ponte Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissDiva Posted December 3 Author Report Share Posted December 3 hehehehehehe im still laughing Rene------------------..."Music is my life...and I just can't help it..Music is my life...It's the joy I feel inside"...MissDiva19@aol.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mp3some Posted December 3 Report Share Posted December 3 hahahahaClassic indeed!! ------------------Peace, Love & Twilo for Everyone!!! "That's the last time I ever do crystal meth, speed, heroin, pot, 12 cookies' worth of acid, ether, ecstacy, and cocaine in a four- hour period.Or was that just Tranceport?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycdiva79 Posted December 4 Report Share Posted December 4 hahahaha...that was fuuny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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