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New World Record in 100 Meter Dash!!


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:woah: Holy shit. My fastest 800 was 1:58. Dude, 1:50? A kid who wasn't muc faster than me went to U Miami, he did maybe 1:55. With your times, you could have run anywhere you wanted.

So far you've started out every post in this thread with either 'shit' or 'cool'

Impressive! But don't stop now, let's see if you can keep going!

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So far you've started out every post in this thread with either 'shit' or 'cool'

Impressive! But don't stop now, let's see if you can keep going!

Another failed attempt at humor? Go kill yourself to prevent you from being further humiliated.

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Your inability to be funny is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients throughout the country.

Listen, you low-rent wanna-be Dennis Miller, YOU ARE UNORIGINAL. You are devoid of original thought. The thoughts in your head and the words that you speak are mutated regurgitations of what you have heard from those that you aspire to be, but whom's status you shall never achieve. Shut the hell up, no one cares around here.

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the record falls again .... :party:

lets set up a race the old japanese guy vs. the jamaican but hte Jmaiacan has to smoke up and run backwards

TOKYO (AP) - A 95-year-old Japanese man who took up track only three decades ago has run the 100 meters in 22.04-seconds, a record for his age bracket, according to media reports.

Kozo Haraguchi looked sturdy and fit as he dashed Sunday at an outdoor track slick with rain in the southern Japanese city of Miyazaki.

"It was the first time for me to run in the rain and as I was thinking to myself, 'I mustn't fall, I mustn't fall,' I made it across the goal," Haraguchi told reporters.

Japanese media reports Monday said that Haraguchi had beaten the world record of 24.01 seconds for the 95 to 99 age group set by Hawaii-resident Erwin Jaskulski in May 1999.

His time will be submitted to the World Masters Athletics organization for verification, they said.

Haraguchi also holds the World Masters Athletics' world record for the fastest man aged 90 to 95 - a time of 18.08 seconds he set in September 2000. He started track events at age 65 and stays healthy by taking hourlong walks daily

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How did I miss this beauty?

Listen, you low-rent wanna-be Dennis Miller,

Dennis Miller? Wow, I am more than honored. At least its better than Tom Arnold, whose humor you try to replicate, yet even fail miserably at that.

ARE UNORIGINAL. You are devoid of original thought. .

Repeat it a third time - I don't think you made your point clear.

Shut the hell up, no one cares around here.

Ooooooooh so close yet so far. You almost nailed it except you forgot the two most important words at the end - "no one cares around here about me." Need proof? Despite that you're constantly ignored and mocked - you continue to shove your foot further in your mouth and your gonorrhea infected cavity you call anus. Bravo! I enjoy playing with you, puppet.

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