clubbingirl Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he? MAN: He's at home. CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy. The next day, the man returns. MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat? MAN: Yes. CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he? MAN: He's at home! CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat. The next day the man returns. CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack? MAN: Put your hand inside.CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cookie6 Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 I hate the werd moist, it grosses me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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