ricfutures Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find>ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well,>thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.>> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer>magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had> one son, Jack.>> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple>produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull >Schitt,> and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.Against her parents' objections,>Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.>>After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.Noe Schitt later>married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she>wanted to keep her previous name.She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.>>Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a>rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six>children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout>childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual>ceremony.>>The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens>nuptials.>> The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.Bull Schitt, the>prodigal son, left home to tour the world.He recently returned from Italy>with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.>>Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.>> Sincerely,>>Crock O. Schitt------------------Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j303j Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 LMAO...... ------------------ALWAYS ORIGINATE, NEVER PIRATE.....AOL J303J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bratnik Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 Thats cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuhwoo Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 hey, when did you have time to post??? hee hee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franny19 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 That was pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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