bastardino Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 I have. That's why i hate santa and everything associated with him. When i was a child I used to love looking under the tree for presents. However, that all came to an end one dreadless night that I decided to wait for the santa to show up just so I could speak to him or at least see him in person. Santa did show up. He fell in through the chimney just like they always do. Although his beard was black, and his bag was empty. He did have red pants on though, but the top was not santa clause's. I ran to him all excited and scramed santa, santa, what did you bring me. I guess i scared him because he just froze there. But that was when it happened. He said come here little kid, right behind the tree and I'll show you my present. I must admit it was a big one, it was pink. I was in a lot of pain for days after, although, it did seem like a dream to me later, i still know it really did happen. Did this santa by any chance visit anyone else from this board? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santa Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 You've been a very bad boy this year bastardino. Santa is not going to get you the new tires for your trailer home. I cannot also get you the girlfriend you asked for becuase she is your sister. Santa does not like imbreeding. Be a good boy and clean the outhouse for mommy. Ho, ho, ho!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevor69 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 omg...bro i had the same experience but this time it was mrs. claus who took advantage of me it happened one christmas...she actually knocked at my door and she said that dear ol' santa can't make it because he's busy visiting little boys...maybe he was at your house that nightanyways i let mrs. clause in and gave her milk and cookies...but i accidentally spilled the milk on me because i was nervous...and she told me to take off my clothes so she can give me a bath...while she was giving me a bath she took advantage of me...she was all wrinkled up and fat...just like my grandma...arghhhh...maybe we should wait for them this christmas and kick their asses...what da ya say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bastardino Posted December 8 Author Report Share Posted December 8 WEll, i think mine was a different santa, as i said, he had a short beard, black. and also he stunk of gin. My ass still hurts just thinking of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 ------------------TWILO'S WACK !!!! Sorry guys it is "TO EACH HIS OWN" not sure by who but i like it"dont be affraid to walk out on anything in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat coming from around the corner" Robert DeniroAIM:msoprano13Email:msoprano13@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 I don't like elves anymore, I don't want to talk about it. ------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bastardino Posted December 9 Author Report Share Posted December 9 If i see you son of a bitch i'm gonna give you what you gave me 12 years ago you fucking bastard. only this time, i won't stop once you start bleeding, i'm gonna keep going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bastardino Posted December 9 Author Report Share Posted December 9 whatcha gotta say for dat one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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