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Robin Williams' peace plan

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You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin

Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN

Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for

peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their

affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,

Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will

never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with

Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want

us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking

through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.

We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be

gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.

They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days

unless given a special permit!!!!!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will

be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't

hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any

more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If

they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.

This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require

a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will

have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for

their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go

somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling

up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will

not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,

cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen

or given to their army. The people who need it most get very little, if


9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need

the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a

good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can

call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is

ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE..... Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor,

your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want

a piece of me?' "

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