budman69 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 My girlfriend Heaven left me for someone else. My heart was broken. I have since then tried to keep my self busy by ejaculating in my own eye and then peeling my eyelids apart. Am I wierd ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Sounds like you're a candidate for your very own HBO special......------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 HA HA HA!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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