digitalphoenix Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned.The Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."The Mexican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila."Finally the Mexican says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, somake me pee tequila." The Genie grants him his wish.When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear...looks like tequila. Then smells the liquid... smells like tequila. So he takes a taste, and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"She comes running down the hall, and the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it.It is tequila.Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the besttequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses.The result is the same. The tequila is excellent, and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.Finally Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife, "Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink Tequila." His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wifeasks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"Pancho raises the glass and says, "BECAUSE TONIGHT, MI AMOR, YOU DRINK FROM THE BOTTLE." ARRIBA!!!!!!! ARRIBA!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cayla21 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 oh-kay. Nice story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orisha Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 ahhh-HAAAAAA! cute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssandoval Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Thank you for the laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssandoval Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 You cum across very witty like your stylestay strong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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