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TWO ETHICAL QUESTIONS:

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids

already - 3 who were deaf, 2 who were blind, 1 mentally retarded

- and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion ??

*Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.*

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with

astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks

8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used

opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't

smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

*Which of these candidates would be your choice? *

Decide FIRST...NO peeking!!!

then scroll down for the answer.

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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

And by the way.... Answer to the abortion question - if you said YES, you

just killed Beethoven.

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Well, as far as the hoe with all of the kids...I'd tell her to have the kid, and in turn, she can collect more on her welfare. Fuck it, we're all paying for it anyways. Why not let the fat bitch have her cake and eat it too!

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As fas as the second, I'd go for the C. It would take longer to break his ass. cwm35.gifcwm40.gif

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LOL

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-Rob

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